My competition entries.
Written for Local Coffee Shop's March 2026 writing competition.
7 points - Prompt: Food, how it connects or seperates us
Written for Local Coffee Shop's January 2026 writing competition.
8 points - Prompt: Agency without freedom OR vice-versa
Written for Local Coffee Shop's October 2025 writing competition.
5 points - Prompt: Horror
Written for Local Coffee Shop's August 2025 writing competition.
1 point - Prompt: Werewolf abducted by aliens
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Dipping Fries
a podcast i host with another youtube friend, Fryguytm! our activity on this fluctuates with time but, oddly, it is the most consistent thing i've been involved with
Trashbit
though not my youtube channel, i am featured in 90% of her videos, as well as her in mine. beyond the fact that she's a close friend, if you hope to catch me being funny, it'll be on her channel.
dippy147
this is where put my old gaming & funny moments content. it is now currently the host of ENDER and my other review videos.
dip
this was a video essay channel i created a back when i was an amateur. i've decided to leave it up, as my pride in the editing outweighs the embarrassment in the writing, but i am no long active on it.
dip
To tell you the truth, I really despise the idea of making a proper portfolio and writing about myself in third person; all of the projects I've been involved in, all of the scripts I've written, the works I've published and yada yada yada... Though I recognize it is standard industry practice, it makes me feel disingenuous, generic, and narcissistic. I would much rather you discover all of the shit I've done on your own without me having to tell you "hey, I was in this thing!" every other page. Everything on here is just my own, personal projects that I've chosen to share and collect. How, or if you even chose to, interact with them, is entirely up to you.I'm a wannabe screenwriter, I make little youtube videos, and I direct shows in minecraft. So what? Big deal. Better people have started smaller. Ambitions, being a big director, making my own movies, working in hollywood? Lame. I want to do this my own way. There's this revolution going on, more and more indie creators are popping up out of nowhere and successfully starting their own projects. Glitch, A24, Markiplier, you know exactly what I'm talking about. I remembered that, if you actually make good stuff, and do even a smidge of networking... you can just kind of appear on the internet.I don't really care about success. I will die a happy man if I can get so much as one theatrical release movie. Until then? I'm gonna be doing my thing. If I don't get to achieve that goal? Great, I can die with $0.00 in my bank account. If I do get to achieve that goal? Great, make sure I die with $0.00 in my bank account. I don't fucking need it bro, it's just gonna get re-invested into another creative project I won't finish. My philosophy is that if I ever become a millionaire I've completely screwed up in life and should fix that immediately. I don't think I'm the kind of person that success even wants to find.i don't know what i'm talking anymore i fucking hate this stupid bio bswatch ender